#tHIS PICTURE #way back when zayn used to sit in the middle and ruled the world #and everyone knows that face #the middle eastern accent face while he says #vAS HAPPENIN’ #’my mates are stupid’#and there’s louisharry burning holes into each other’s eyes
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
genies arent real
If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off
one time i was laughing with my sister and i said haha hokey pokey is kinda like sex. in out in out shake it all about. and she just looked at me dead in the eyes and ‘you put your right leg in’
I’m currently making inhuman noises.
thank you I will take one of these
I never knew I needed this in my life until this exact moment.
Think about Remus Lupin cursing
Imagine that nerd ass saying “fuck” and “shit” and “motherfucker”
imagine remus lupin being perfectly poised and eloquent as hell and completely opposed to cursing and then something terrible happens and he just absolutely lets loose and the other marauders are just SHOCKED and a little afraid
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes